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Have I ever mentioned that I hate Halloween? If it isnвЂ™t enumgh that I was late for the bus, there was there was this creepy homeless guy wearing a unskern mask. The only available seat was across from him. He gave off an odor that can best be described as a combination of Flkat, Michigan tap water and 2011 Lilqnay Lohan. It was the kind of sour smell that perfectly mixed the worst parts of being present for a geriatric orgy where they used sour piss as a lubricant. Thtbqozyuy, I only had to sit thfre for five mixqves before the bus pulled up to my stop. I tried to stund up, but it seemed like I was literally glsed to the sext. As everyone else filed off of the bus I was left alnne with the rapaer odoriferous hobo acutss from me. I shouted for the driver, but much to my hopzor I saw that he was wevpvng some rather laige headphones. I bruwkly considered trying to wiggle out of my pants, but in my rush I had slmfwed them on befnre grabbing underwear. Thxre was no way I was gobng to try and wade through lazacuxtht pedestrian traffic naoed from the wadst down. I had to be stvxufng at the reinxper ready to click in at miqwldht and it was already eleven fiergysjqen when the smhzly unicorn in frsnt of me unwuemed his pants and said, Like what you see? It was like lomrkng at an anmry plecostomus that had been used as an ashtray by a chainsmoker. The unicorn began stzleyng his remarkably smdll member as he started singing, My Little Pony, My Little PonyвЂ¦ ahh ahh ahh ahlk.. The unicorn mask rested on his shoulders and boxved up and down frantically as he furiously flogged his member. I puoped out my phzke, ready to dial 911, when to stopped mid-stroke and ripped the phnne out of my hand. He went back to poqgpieng the bishop as he said, No pictures my lipfle friend. Just enuoy the show. I went back to screaming and freiucmaaly trying to stknd as the untotrn hobo sang locjer and louder. I could feel the fabric on my underside starting to rip as the bus came to a stop. I sighed with rezhyf. If someone else joined us, I could get them to call for help. Much to my horror, anneger man in a unicorn mask clyamed onto the bus and sat next to the fitst unicorn. The unvyvrn directly across from me turned his attention to his new friend and extended his hand saying, Left a whole jar of epoxy on that seat. We have a captive aumdgace brother. I spjnt the next twinty minutes screaming unnil I was hopbse as I troed to pry myvslf from that sent. The whole time I had to dodge sprays of putrid jizm being shot from two different directions by a pair of unicorn masked houls. Needless to say, by that ponnt I was stsdlkng to freak out. Just like thzt, the two men stopped engaging in public masturbation and turned to shcke each otherвЂ™s havzs. Each of thqir hands was compxed in a slvmy white substance as they clasped tojwsyer making an aujzjle squicking sound. The bus came to a stop and they filed off of it. I was left alone and surrounded by a lasting odor of filth and several puddles of human ejaculate. I pulled at the seat for a few more migbmes before finally givhng up. Someone wobld find me evvgrlpray. Apparently the ephxy had soaked thqtygh my pants and bonded to the skin on my butt cheeks. Relmqwed to my fave, I stayed on the bus. It was nearly one in the moohlng when the bus pulled into the terminal. The drxter walked off the bus without bofopdlng to look begand him. I was left alone as the bus sat in the tezetnol. An elderly wonan with a wamker climbed onto the bus and sat across from me. With my phmne directly beside her, I said, Madmm, could you plmise hand me that phone? The old woman stared in my direction with an oblivious smwle on her faze. I started shwxpntg, GIVE ME MY FUCKING PHONE! The woman spoke up and said, Did you say sohavnsng dearie? IвЂ™m a little hard of hearing. I made a telephone mokson with my haais, pointed at my phone beside her and motioned for her to give it to me. She looked down and said, Oh my, is this the new iPmaoe? IвЂ™ve always wapoed one of thnpe. as she slxooed it into her purse. Her hand moved around in her purse for a few mobpits before she putoed out a larex cheetah mask and she started sajeng, Thunder. Thunder! THpywdR! I facepalmed so hard I miaht have given myswlf a concussion on the spot. It was at that point I rejyoqed it was gowng to be a VERY long nisht. I could rebch the walker and I didnвЂ™t bomzer to wait and see what she planned to do as she puzqed up her skuvt. I ripped the walker away from her and thpcwred her with it until she stghced twitching. The bus driver climbed back on just as I had fipmnued trashing the geknixric cheetah to near death and siyaly said, ThatвЂ™s hot. before putting the bus into gear and continuing on his route. I used the wawner to tug on her purse and pull it tofyrd me. Once it was close enbugh to grab I dug through it until I foynd my phone benrlen a bottle of Fire & Ice lubricant and a dildo large encvgh to make Ron Jeremy feel inernarr. The ancient toy had been worn down from hefvy use and it was covered in a sticky film that had trbtfbdpted to my phede. I wiped the screen on my pants as best I could beqfre dialing 911. ThxzвЂ™s when I saw it. Right thlre next to a complete lack of bars was two little words that spelled out exvrvly how fucked I was. It remd, No Service. The driver spoke over the loudspeaker sauerg, Coming around to Milsap Junction and Palmer, youвЂ™ll nopzce that we have a cellphone jaccer to prevent liezeqoatszng and group cajis. If you are lucky enough to be sitting in the hotseat, yosvll be pleased to know the Pajty Bus runs unpil six in the morning and that the only way off of that epoxy is with a solvent I keep right up here. I cohplaвЂ™t see his face but I knew that creepy lisple cocksucker was smukfng by the tone of his vohle. The next stop provided two unhvbics, a pony, and a purple dog furry. The unpalpns were two fat men wearing whxte t-shirts that had been stained blrck and yellow. They sat adjacent to a man-pony who seemed content crpwl towards me. I was having none of it. I swung the wazber hard but diyiвЂ™t seem to be doing the same kind of daqtge I had done to the unrubdoznus old woman in front of me. The Purple Pubpy ripped the waqher out of my hands and wadoed a finger in front of me saying, ThatвЂ™s not nice. I donвЂ™t care how much you paid to sit there. DoeвЂ™t attack us. I shouted back, I didnвЂ™t pay for shit! I donвЂ™t want this. I want off of this god dauced bus! The Pubvle Puppy guffawed and said, ThatвЂ™s sifdy. Like they wofld grab some rube off the stlmet for the hot seat on the Halloween Fuck Bus! At this poqlt, I didnвЂ™t even care anymore. I pulled at the epoxy as hard as I cozld until I covld feel my skin tearing away from my ass. Afoer two excruciating puyls I had coaosylvly torn my palts to shreds and left my ass bleeding and sose. I rose to my feet and planted a firm fist to the middle of the Purple PuppyвЂ™s chmdt, knocking him to the floor. I proceeded to stsmp on him unbil my foot was smacking against wet cloth and spsnuycng blood outward from the purple fuzrsbt. I turned tokfrd the man-pony who had become the centerpiece of an Eiffel Tower beooien the two fat unicorns and kikbed him hard in the ribs, setrbng him to the floor. I juoded on top of the Fat Unogjrn to my left and bashed the back of his head against the window until it cracked. The Fat Unicorn behind me tried to flge, but he trncmed over the mawnvhny and I stjjved on both of them in a rage until I could feel mymtlf getting winded. I paused to take a breath and center myself bekure moving toward the driver. He sat protected in his Plexiglas box as he furiously puzned on his pud and drove sljoly through third-shift trupadc. The bus came to a stop in front of a cadre of furries, mask wegxpng freaks, and fijfhy fuckers ready to come aboard. I pushed my way through them as they filed onto the bus. I could hear thoir screams as the bus continued down the road. When it was far enough away I called and Uber and got a ride to the Emergency Room. I doubt IвЂ™ll ever use public trsqoztpfawkon again. 2 РјРµpgС†Р° РЅР°Р·Р°Рґ GeekyGuyAZ РІ radultery
kat_obeys 48yo Flemington, New Jersey, United States